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Walker. Gardener. Maker of meals.
Motivational listener, professional dog spoiler, occasional exaggerator.
Hidden talents: packing, throwing blankets, catching porcupines.
Can be relied on to: talk with hands, show up when promised, shout when reading the morning news (according to her husband, if you shout louder, they will hear you), bring up butts or vomit during meals (according to her son).
Motto (according to her daughter): Throw it out or melt cheese on it.
Favorite food (according to the dog): Cheese (but the dog says that about everyone since she believes the world is good and in a good world, everyone eats lots of cheese).
Favorite gigs: mom, writer, GOTV phonebank trainer.